"Hello, my name is..."

How many times have you started a talk like that? (While in the back of your mind you were thinking, " I really don't want to say the same old stuff, and I'm sure my audience would like to hear something new")

I've done that. I've told about my mother's confession (unearned) to causing my alcoholism. I've told about soiling my pants (and my self-esteem) while passed out in my car at a drive-in restaurant.

I've spoken of despair and joy, tears and fears, hurt, loss and miracles.

That's a lot of stuff to go through over and over. And even though it is all true and hopefully helpful to my listeners, it does get stale in the delivery.

Recently, I've taken a new tack.

I've collected a good chunk of the inspirational and thought-provoking tales I've heard from others over the years and added some I made up for occasions of my own. I call them parables, because that's what they are.

But I've taken things a step further and elected to call them "wearable," because a good life philosophy (which is what a good parable should revolve around) ought to be comfortable enough and adaptable enough to cover our hearts and souls and minds, the way clothing covers our bodies.

Jesus was a master parable-teller. He often taught by telling stories. He had to, because many of his audiences were experientially, educationally or deliberately ignorant.

I'm not comparing myself with Jesus (at least not since I've been sober), nor do I mean to insinuate that members of 12-step programs are stupid. (We have to be pretty creative to get ourselves into the messes that we do!)

Still, I thought it would be helpful to speakers, sponsors, 12-steppers, therapists, counselors, "significant others," and just plain other others to have a supply of starter stories to help get things started, to make a point that may need to be made, or otherwise cut through the crap in a discussion or intervention.

Like the guy who took a two-by-four to a jackass explained, "First you got to get their attention," I'm hoping that one or two of the parables that follow fit a parable-shaped hole that you might be confronting.

And I hope they wear as well for you as they have for me.

--Hal A.


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